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Print This ArticlePROPHET’S BIOGRAPHY FROM QURANIC AYASBy Ayesha AhmedQURAN IS PURE BUT HADITHS
AND SIRAS ARE SHADY
Jibraeel personally put on billions
of miles on his wings daily to fly to earth and verbally deliver verses
of Quran to our prophet. Since angels do not have a lieing bone in their
bodies, Jibraeel’s words can be accepted as uncorrupted Allah’s message.
Hadiths however were transmitted
by Prophet’s fellow jihadis who were terrorists, drunks, adulterers , rapists
, pedophiles and robbers. They not only robbed and killed their victims
, they enslaved and raped their women. They did not earn a single
day of honest living. Would you trust such people to tell the truth? Then why
do you blame "Quran Only" muslims who doubt their chronicles?
Following is a biography of
our prophet reconstructed from ayas of Quran for the benefits of Quran only muslims.
MO WAS INITIALLY NOMINATED
AS A SLAVE
He started his career in Mecca
with the rank of a Slave.
2.23 We reveal verses unto our
slave Muhammad
His duties were just to warn
people.
25.1 He is a warner to
the peoples.
HE WAS NO BETTER THAN AN AVERAGE
JOE
He didn’t even know if God intended
to put him in hell or heaven..
46.9 I do not know what will
be done with me I am just an ordinary warner .'.
HE HAD NO AUTHORITY
He had no power or charge over the people..
17.54 we, have not sent thee to take charge of them..
AFTER FEW YEARS MO WAS MADE A PROPHET / MESSENGER
98.2 I am messenger/prophet from Allah
ORIGINALLY HIS MESSENGERSHIP WAS ONLY FOR MECCA
AND IT’S SUBURBS
6.92 And this (the Qur'an) is a blessed Book which
We have sent down, confirming (the revelations) which came before it, so that
you may warn the Mother of Towns (i.e. Makkah) and those around it.
42.7 We sent by inspiration to thee so that you warn the Mother of
Cities ( Mecca ) and those around her.
THEN HE WAS MADE A MESSENGER
FOR ALL ARABS
36.6 In order that you may warn a people whose forefathers were not warned, so they are heedless. 14.4 (Hilali / Khan) We sent not a Messenger except with the language of his people, in order that he might make (the Message) clear for them. 44.58 We have made this Koran easy for thee in thine own tongue, that they may take the warning. 41.44 And if
We had made it a Quran in a foreign tongue, they would certainly have said: Why
have not its communications been made clear? What! a foreign tongue?( for
us arabs)
LATER HE WAS MADE MESSENGER FOR ALL PEOPLES
AND CREATURES
025.001:
Blessed is He Who sent down the Quran upon His servant that he may be a warner
to all the nations.
21.107 We have sent you
as mercy unto all creatures
. In his new position it became mandatory
for all to make Mo their judge in all disputes.
4.65 By the Lord,
they can have no Faith, until they make thee judge in all disputes between
them.
HIS NEXT PROMOTION WAS “ SEAL OF PROPHETS”
33.40 He is the “Seal of the Prophets”.
Seal of Prophets had additional perks of getting the top facilities in
paradise.
17.79 (Hilali,Khan) Your Lord will raise you to Maqaman Mahmuda (a station
of praise and glory, i.e. the highest degree in Paradise !).
HE WAS THEN PROMOTED TO “ASSOCIATE ALLAH”
As “ Associate Allah”, Mo’s orders were made
at par with Allah’s orders and both their names came side by side in decision
making as well as authority to be obeyed .
3.32,4.13,59,69,,5.92,8.1,20,46,9.71,24,47,51,52,54,56,33.33,
033.036 :
It is not fitting for a Believer, man or woman, when a matter has been decided
by Allah and His Messenger to have any option about their decision: if any one
disobeys Allah and His Messenger, he is indeed on a clearly wrong Path.
47.33,49.14,58.13,64.12 “Obey Allah and obey Mohammed”
HIS FINAL PROMOTION WAS “ALLAH IN CHARGE”
Finally Allah decided to step down and
give total authority to Mo.
4.80 Obeying Mohammed is obeying Allah.
Giving a pledge to Mo became giving a pledge to Allah.
48:10. Verily, those who give pledge to you (O Muhammad) they are giving pledge to Allâh. EVEN ALLAH SENT HIS PRAYERS TO MO 33.56 (hilali/Khan) Allah sends His Salat (prayers) and salutes to
the Prophet (Muhammad SAW) .
PROPHET’S EDUCATION
Prophet Mo could not read or
write..:
7.158 Believe in Allah and His messenger, the Prophet who can neither read
nor write.
Allah sent Jibraeel regularly
to educate Mo...
KNOWLEDGE OF HEAVENLY BODIES
SUN HAS A RESTING PLACE IN MURKY WATERS
36.38 And the sun runs to a fixed resting-place (every evening)
-18:86: Until, when he reached the setting of the
Sun, he found it set in a spring of murky water;
071.016 :
"'And made the moon a light
STARS ARE LIGHTS
ATTACHED TO THE LOWEST SKY
Stars have dual
purpose. They are lights attached to the lowest sky for decoration. But when the
satans try to spy on Allah, Allah uses them as missiles to shoot
the vermins down.
67.5 Moreover we have decked the lowest sky with lights (stars), and have
placed them there to be hurled at the Satans, for whom we have prepared the torment
of the flaming fire.
037.6 -8
We have indeed decked the lowest sky with beautiful lights as the stars,- to guard against all rebellious satans who try to listen and spy on the the Highest Chiefs, they are are pelted with these stars from every side, SKY IS THE ROOF/CANOPY WITHOUT PILLARS
Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a bed
for you, and the sky it’s roof
13.2 Allah is He Who raised the sky
without any pillars (Alhamdulillah)
IT STORES AND DELIVERS WATER
2.22 Sky is a canopy over earth
from which Allah delivers water.
IT HAS NO CRACKS
Since sky stores water Allah made sure that it has no cracks. 50.6 Sky is built with no cracks.
ALLAH HIMSELF INSURED EARTHS SAFETY FROM A
FALLING SKY
22.65 Allah holds back the sky from
falling on the earth (Thank you Allah)
EARTH IS A FLAT CARPET
Q. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a carpet Q. 15:19 And the earth we have spread out.. MOUNTAINS ARE PEGS TO HOLD THE EARTH FIRM Q. 78.6-7And the
earth We have spread out like a carpet ; We set Mountains on
it to make it firm and immovable.
Q. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth -- We stretched it forth… AFTER CREATING
HEAVENLY BODIES ALLAH OFFERED ISLAM TO THEM
33.72 Verily, we proposed to the Heavens, and to the Earth, and to the Mountains to receive the Faith (and become muslim), but they refused the burden, and they feared to receive it (they stayed unfidels). Man undertook to bear it, but hath proved unjust, senseless! MOUNTAINS REFUSED ISLAM BUT WERE FORCED TO SING ALLAH’S
HYMNS DAY AND NIGHT
38.18
We compelled the mountains to celebrate [our] praises and sing
hymns glorifying Allah (with Prophet David) , in the evening and at
sun-rise,
KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS
HOW HUMANS WERE
MADE
Allah used different
raw material to make different races of men.
BLACK PEOPLE
15.26 We created them
of black mud .
LIGHTER PEOPLE
11:61s He
hath produced you from the earth (sand).
BROWN PEOPLE
(ASIANS MEXICANS)
17:61 ... Thou
didst create from clay
RED PEOPLE
096.002: Created them out of a clot
of congealed blood:
KNOWLEDGE OF MEN
MALES (MEN)
WERE MADE TRUTHFUL, STRONG
AND PIOUS 4.34 Men are made
strong
33.23 Men are true to their covenant…
24.37 Men are superior in the worshipping of God
MALES ARE PROPHET MATERIAL
16.43 Only men are chosen by God to be his messengers…
22.75 God chooses messengers from men and angels
12.109 Revelations are sent to men only
KNOWLEDGE OF WOMEN
WOMEN ARE MADE DUMB, SICK AND DIRTY
Allah gave a women half the smartness of a man and makes
them sick every month..
2.282
And if there are not two men (available), then a man and two women, such
as you agree for witnesses,
Women get
sick every month.
2.222 They question thee
(O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is a sickness.
FEMALES ARE NOT PROPHET MATERIAL All of millions of Allah’s messengers were males. Females are
not prophet material because they are dumb , dirty and nonreligious. That is the
reasonwhy so many males were sent as prophets and only once
a female (a she camel) was sent as prophet.
17.59/7.78 : We sent the she-camel to
the Thamud to open their eyes, but they treated her wrongfully and killed her:
KNOWLEDGE OF ISLAMIC JUSTICE
Prophet Mo was taught by Allah
the law of Islamic Justics.. If some one kills your freeman, you must kill
one of their free men, if some one kills your slave, you must kill one of their
slaves, if some one kills your woman you must kill one of their women.
2.178 O true believers, the law
of retaliation is ordained you for the slain: The free [shall die] for the free,
and the slave for a slave, and a woman for a woman.
PROPHETIC PERKS
Prophet Mo had better perks than any of the previous prophets
due to his high position..
UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WIVES AND SLAVE GIRLS / CAPTURED WOMEN
33.50 O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We
have made lawful to you your wives, and those (captives or slaves) whom your right
hand possesses - whom Allah has given to you,
TWENTY PERCENT CUT IN THE BOOTY (IF VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED)
Prophet Mo was allowed 20% cut from the booty
robbed from every raid (on infidels), including captured women.
8.41 and know that whenever ye seize anything as a spoil and booty, a fifth
(20%) belongs to Allah and His Apostle.
100% OF BOOTY WAS MO’S IF NO VIOLENCE WAS INVOLVED
However if the victims surrendered without any fight, all
the booty belonged to Mo.
59.6 Allah gave all the booty (Fai') to His Messenger (Muhammad SAW) if
the unbelievers surrendered without fight.
USE OF ANGELS FOR RAIDS
As a special prophetic perk, Mo was allowed to call in for
the help of angels...
8.9 :
Remember you asked for the assistance of your Lord, and He answered you: "I will
assist you with a thousand of the angels, ranks on ranks."
GREAT WEALTH
Mo’s prophetic perk of booty made him the richest man in Arabia .
93.8 Allah found you poor, he made you rich .
33.27 He gave you their land, and their dwellings, and their women.
EXECUTIVE AIR TRAVEL
Among Mo’s prophetic perks was the use of a divine winged flying horse
with a woman’s face . It once carried him from Mecca to Jerusalem and on
to seventh sky and back in a single night.
17.1 Celebrated be the praises
of Him who took His servant a journey by night from the Sacred Mosque ( Mecca
) , to the Remote Mosque (Jerusalm), the precinct of which we have blessed,
to show him of our signs!
PROPHET’S PASSIONS
KILLING KUFFARS
Prophet Mo loved killing kuffars
and preferred to do it do it by cutting their throats.
Allah also shared his passion .
47.4 When you meet infidels smite at their necks
8.12 Smite above the necks, and smite every finger of them!'
His world record of cutting
900 throats (Bani Quraiza Jews) has been unbroken since last
1400 years.
33.26 (Hilali/Khan) a
group of them (about 900) you killed (by beheading).
PEDOPHILIA
Prophet loved little girls. He married Ayesha when she was 6 years
old.
Allah approved his pedophilia
passion in the following aya.
65.4 (Hilali/Khan) For
those who have no courses (premenstrual underage girls i.e. they are still immature)
their 'Iddah (prescribed period) is three months.
INCEST
Allah approved Mo’s incestuous
sex with his adopted son’s lovely wife Zainab in the aya:
33.37 We married her to thee (Zaid’s wife to Mohammed) that it might not be a
crime in the faithful to marry the wives of their adopted sons.
ONE NIGHT STANDS
Prophet Mo loved variety and one night stands.
33.50 Also lawful for you are your cousins who migrated (from Makkah) with
you, and any believing woman who offers herself to you , a privilege for you only,
not for the (rest of) the believers.
PROPHET’S SHORTCOMING
LACK OF LITERACY
Prophet Mo could not read or write.
7.157 (Pikhtal) Those who follow the messenger (Mohammed) , the Prophet
who can neither read nor write.
This created a big headache for Allah. Had
he been literate man, all Gibraeel had to do was to bring the whole book
of Quran and deliver to Mo in the original form which was created
by Allah and preserved in paradise.
85.21-22
This is a Glorious Qur'an, which is
(Inscribed) in Al-Lauh Al-Mahfuz (The Preserved Tablet in paradise)
Instead Gibraeel had to
bring a few verses in each trip. This painfully slow process took 23 years for
the whole Quran to be delivered to Mo in bits and peaces verbally . Mo tried to
remember them and recite to his scribes who wrote them on whatever
was handy (wood, stones, leaves , bones). If nothing was handy they would just
try to memorize them. When Mo died, Quran was nothing but a big pile of
bones, stones, wood pieces and leaves, in his yard .Who knows how many bones
were chewed by passing dogs, how many leaves were eaten by by domestic
goats and how many stones were used up for wiping ass by consorts
of prophet . Needless to say when ayas were finally compiled
from the Quranic pile many years later, they had no sequence, no context
and no chronology. It was a hodge podge of a confused mess.
POOR MEMORY
As an insult to injury Mo had
very bad memory. Even after Gibraeel would spend hours to help him memorize
a group of verses , Mo would screw up and forget some parts or a whole
aya.. To cover up Mo’s shortcoming Allah had to
make changes in the master copy of quran continuosly to authenticate
Mo’s forgetfulness.
2.106 (Hilali/Khan) Whatever a Verses (revelation) do We abrogate or cause
to be forgotten, We bring a better one or similar to it.
Forgetting
verses was not the only problem. Mo would recite
the same sura differently everytime. This created a worse situation. Many
people became suspicious accusing him to be an imposter, a charlatan
and a liar and started doubting his prophethood. Allah had to bring
down a strong verse to shut their vile mouths.
16.101 And when We change a Verse Allah knows the best of what He sends
down. The doubters say "You (O Muhammad SAW) are a liar. Nay, but most of
them know not.
Allah himself put his own reputation on line for Mo because of the above
ayas. He looked like a very weak and undecisive God making changes in his words
after saying earlier that he never changed his word.:
10.64 Hereafter; no change can there be in the words of Allah. This is
indeed the supreme felicity.
BIBLICAL STORIES CORRUPTED BY MO’S FAULTY MEMORY
When Jibraeel conveyed ayas from Allah’s earlier
books, Mo screwed them too when dictating to his scribes
To cover up for Mo’s wronged version
Allah had to fault the Christians and jews for corrupting
their original books.
2.59 But the transgressors changed the word from that which had been given
to them..
By doing that he himself ended up as a flakey and unreliable God
, who could not guard his earlier books after giving assurances.
15.9 We have, without doubt, sent down the Messages;
and We will surely assuredly guard them (from corruption).
PROPHET’S MORAL CHARACTER
Prophet Mo was a living Quran
. He terrorized kuffar, smote their necks ,acquired their belongings
and raped their women as Allah had demanded in Quran..
That is the reason Allah declared his moral character is of sublime excellence.
68.4 And thou dost, surely, possess sublime moral excellences.
ARE WE FOLLOWING SUNNA OF PROPHET MO?
Allah wants all of us muslims to follow in Prophet
Mo’s Islamic footsteps.
33.21 :Indeed in the Messenger of Allah (Muhammad SAW) you have a good
example to follow .
Unfortunately
today most of world’s kuffar are too powerful. The only place we are
able to follow Prophet’s Sunna completely ( of killing and robbing kuffars
and raping their women) is Darfur in Sudan . Our Janjaweed brothers
are making all muslim umma proud by their Islamic activities and reminding
us the prophetic raids of Bani Quraiza, Khaybar and Bani Mustaleeq.
May Allah award our Janjaweed brothers choicest houries in paradise.
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