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JESUS OF NAZARETH WAS NO EISA OF QURAN

By Ayesha Ahmed

I am sick and tired of the Western (so called) moderate Islamic groups like  ISNA, ICNA, CAIR ,MSA, MAS etc (the  modern day kuffars) B.S.ing through their teeth and insisting that all Muslims love Jesus of Nazareth because he was a Islamic prophet of Allah  like Mohammed and is mentioned in Quran as Eisa.. They invented this lie to lick the behinds of the western infidels. The truth is that Jesus of Nazareth could not have been a prophet of Islam while Eisa was one, according to Quran.

EISA WAS A MUSLIM PROPHET

Quran says:

4.171 “ Eisa was a prophet of Allah”

And all prophets of Allah were Muslims and taught the true religion of Islam.

FOLLOWERS OF EISA WERE ALL MUSLIMS

3.52 Then when 'Eisa asked his followers: "Who will be my helpers in Allah's Cause?" They said: "We are the helpers of Allah; we believe in Allah, and bear witness that we are Muslims”

NEITHER JESUS NOR HIS FOLLOWERS WERE EVER MUSLIMS

There is absolutely no historical or biblical record that Jesus or his followers were ever Muslims. There is no record of Jesus or his disciples  making wudu , performing salat facing Mecca, observing Ramadan or going to Arabia for Haj and  running around the   Kaaba temple  half naked loudly  chanting Arabic verses.

WAS JESUS PROPHET MATERIAL?

 The litmus test of prophethood is comparison with the life of our prophet. Who was a perfect human being and a role model for all. Any one who claims to be a Muslim prophet must meet at least some, if not all of the characteristics of our role model, Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). Let us look at the characteristics of prophets and proofs of prophethood.  

OBSESSION WITH SEX

           This is the most important proof of prophethood. Obsession with sex comes with the prophetic territory. All Prophets love sex and are extremely horny. They all go for variety, quality and quantity.  When   Mo was not a prophet he was very docile and had no sexual ambitions. He married an old rich widow, a mother of three grown up daughters, when he himself was just 25 years old... He was more interested in spending his days and nights in a cave than making love to his new wife. Only after he got prophethood  his libido shot up and he went after every beautiful woman  he could lay his hands on ... That is the reason Quranic aya 33.50 was sent  down  to meet his enormous  sexual appetite..

33.50 “ O Prophet (Muhammad SAW)! Verily, We have made lawful to you your wives, your captives and slave girls, your first cousins, and any believing woman if she offers herself to the Prophet, and the Prophet wishes to have sex with her”.

  After his prophethood he married over 15 beautiful younger women including a six year old child.. and, also enjoyed any woman who offered herself to him as well  as hundreds of captured women who came in his share of booty. Sometimes he had sex with all his wives during the night  and slept with other Muslimas  and slave girls during the day.

  Our modern day prophets  like Rev  Jim Jones of Guiana,  Rev David Koreish of  Texas, Rev Warren Jeff of Utah and Shree Bhagwaan Rajneesh of Oregon etc may  not  have been  as lucky as our prophet but they had their fair share of  action.. They all were known to have sex with their disciples and their daughters.  Even the unsuccessful sixty something prophet Brian Mitchel of Utah kidnapped 15 year old Elizabeth  Smart  and  slept with her for a year before getting nabbed cutting his prophethood career short..

     Jesus of Nazareth miserably fails this prophetic requirement.. He never even touched a woman leave alone having sex with multiple partners although he had a very large number of disciples who would have gladly obliged.

FREE LOADING

      This is another important proof of a true prophet. A prophet never works for his living, it is below his dignity. He always feeds on the wealth and earnings of his disciples. Before Mo became a prophet he worked hard for his living. Once he became a prophet he did not  work  for a single day. First he lived on his wife’s money. Later when he had many followers he sent them to raid the villages of non Muslims and collected  20% of all the booty including captured women.

      Jim Jones, Warren Jeff, Bhagwaan Rajneesh , and David  Koreish also lived very comfortably off their disciple’s wealth and earnings. Prophet Brian Mitchell also stopped working after he became an apostle of God. However he was nabbed before he could build up a following so he had to live like a popper.

      Records show that  Jesus  never milked his  followers for his living. Thus he fails this test of prophethood.

BRUTALITY

   . A prophet cannot have people doubting his prophethood or criticizing his activities. Unless such trouble makers  are  punished/  beheaded  without mercy and  made an example of ,  a prophet  cannot carry on God’s work. That is why Quran was very clear to Prophet Mo on it..

9.5 “ Slay the disbelievers wherever you find them”

4.89 “ Kill the renegades”

Our prophet had all his critics brutally beheaded which terrorirized and silenced  any one who dared to doubt him.. His world record of cutting throats of 900 disbelievers in a single day  is still unbroken .

      Leave alone non Muslims, our prophet  was even  brutal to believing  Muslims who dared  to  be negligent on the daily compulsory  prayers .

Bukhari:V1B11N626 “The Prophet said, “burn all those who had not left their houses for the prayer, burning them alive inside their homes.’”

      That is the reason even after 1400 years good Muslims soil their pants even with the thought of criticizing their prophet or missing a salat...

    Although today’s infidel laws preclude public throat cutting of the critics,  modern day prophets have used other innovative  ways of persecution of those who  doubt them or leave their cults. Several cultists who left Jim Jones were killed by unknown assassins or found dead mysteriously.

       Jesus did not have a single throat cutting to his credit. On the contrary he himself was brutalized  and crucified on a cross.

RETALIATION

 Allah has said

2.178 “Retaliation is prescribed for you. If some one kills your slave,  kill his slave, if some one kills your woman, kill his woman and if some one kills your man kill his man”

 Above is the minimum Islamic retaliation which is a “fard”. If you go by Sunna , you are allowed to retaliate by killing anyone who even makes fun of you.. Our prophet was laughed at and  made fun off in Mecca at a time he was weak. After he captured Mecca he ordered to  instantly  kill all those who made fun of him  even if they were hiding inside Kaaba. That is the proof of a real prophet.

      Once Rev. Jim Jones announced that by praying he had created   fried chicken. A disciple joked with his friend sitting next  to him “how cum his created  fried chicken tasted like Kentucky fried chicken” The friend ratted on him and the perpetrator was poisoned  and almost died of diarrhea. He had to publicly apologize.

       Jesus said “love thy enemy”. This violates aya 2.178.  Thus he violated Quran.

PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS

        All prophets suffer from   disorders like narcissism, pedophilia, Temporal Lobe Epilepsy (TLE) etc. Our prophet being the top apostle, suffered from all of those plus some more like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and schizophrenia. His epileptic seizures gave the Muslim Umma the glorious Quran and his OCD gave them all the wonderful Islamic rituals. These exclusive Islamic rituals include wudu and salat involving repetitive washing of hands and feet intermittently all day long followed by multiple setups and ass ups. Other rituals include obsessive compulsive reading of Quran without understanding every day and reciting Quranic ayas during every activity   even defecating, making love and passing gas.

       Jesus did not suffer from any of the above disorders. He did not prescribe any daily repetitive rituals nor he recommended  bible recitals  during defecation, love making,    passing gas etc.. That is an ample proof that he was not a Muslim prophet.

CONCLUSION

      No way could Jesus be a Muslim prophet.  He was totally opposite to Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) and violated Quranic ayas on every step.

      If at all he was Eisa of the Quran than he could not be a  Prophet but  perhaps  God himself since Eisa cured the sick and gave life to the dead.. .

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